- doctor: are you sexually active?
- me: ha
- me: hahahaha
- me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- me: hahaha
- me: haaa....
- me: whooooooo, that was a good one.
- me: no, no i am not.
Sorry for being such a fucking inconvenience to your life
The way her body existed only where he touched her. The rest of her was smoke.
— Arundhati Roy






